Twitchy Sells A CR-V
Posted by Rebecca Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:20:00 GMT
Twitchy sorta sold me a car last night.
I call him Twitchy because of his face. Even when he wasn’t talking, his face kept moving. I’ve never seen anyone with such an overexpressive face.
Seriously.
I’m pretty sure his eyebrows have minds of their own, because they never move together, and they never match the expression the rest of his face is making, nor do they at all coincide with what he is saying.
It it bizarre.
While I was smiling and nodding and simultaneously trying to not choke on the load of you-know-what that he kept trying to feed me, I was also clenching my jaw so I wouldn’t bust out laughing at his frolicking eyebrows.
Anyway.
I say he sorta sold me a car because we agreed on a price and stuff but I haven’t signed on the final dotted line yet because I’ve never seen the vehicle except in pictures. It is going to be driven from Houston by a crew today. I have a mechanic coming tomorrow to the lot in Austin to do a 600-point Lemon Buster inspection on the car. Once I have the report from him, I’ll make the final decision. I hope the final decision means I sign on the final dotted line, because I’m tired of living sans vehicle.
As for the final price, don’t ask me. It’s not because I’m unhappy with the price. It’s because I thought about it and really, it’s none of your business. Just know that I am satisfied with the deal and I trust that God answered my prayer in which I requested a fair deal for both parties. It’s all in his hands anyway.
Hopefully, I’ll be driving my own vehicle again on Thursday. Yay!
