Weird Little Things
Posted by Rebecca Tue, 20 Mar 2007 17:41:00 GMT
Lately I’ve experienced some weird little things that are kinda funny.
Saturday morning, early, at about 3 am or so, I woke up to something stabbing me in the side. Turns out it was a roller-ballpoint pen. Which I then hurled across the room because how dare it wake me up in the middle of the night?
The next morning, I of course discovered the ink stains that were all over my sheets, my pajamas, and my skin. I also discovered the cap to the pen.
The Moral of the Story: Watch out for renegade ink pens. They’ll get you EVERYTIME.
This morning, by some miracle, I had time to dry my hair. I parted my hair and combed it and began drying it. I always dry the left side first and then the right side. Don’t ask me why, it’s just the way I always do it.
Well, this morning, I somehow managed to trip the internal breaker in the dryer. I say this because I’d much rather believe that I tripped an internal breaker (because there HAS to be one in there somewhere) because I refuse to accept the fact that after a mere year of irregular use, my dryer went out. I checked the plug. I unplugged it. I plugged it back in. I hit the test and reset buttons. The dryer would not come on, no matter what I did.
So I got to come to work with the left side of my hair dry and the right side very wet.
The Moral of the Story: Hair dryers. They don’t make em’ like they used to.
