My Unsolicited Opinion on the Dark Knight

Posted by Rebecca Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:38:00 GMT

WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT

Friday night Dominic and I went to see The Dark Knight.

My verdict:

Heath Ledger was brilliant as the Joker, and everyone else pretty much sucked.

Harvey Dent was very poorly cast. He came off cheesy through the entire movie and it was obnoxious. He was much more nauseating than the Joker’s magic trick. I pretty much wanted to stab my eyes out with a pencil every time Harvey Dent or his alter ego were on the screen.

Batman talked like he had a cold. I don’t know if it was because he had cotton balls up his nose or what. If you watched him closely when he was speaking, he even talked like he could barely breathe - his tongue didn’t hit the right parts of the inside of his mouth. As a result, he sounded like he needed some Afrin. Way to scare the bad guys, Stuffy!

Gary Oldman did a good job as Commissioner Gordon, but really, no one goes to see a Batman movie because of the dude who is playing Commissioner Gordon, so this is irrelevant.

Oh, the stunts were good.

Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine did well, but they played supporting roles. Pretty much what I said about Gary Oldman goes for these two dudes as well.

Heath Ledger was the saving grace of this flick. If he hadn’t been in it, the movie would have fallen completely flat in my book and I would have ended up terribly disappointed in yet another Batman film (the only two I’ve seen that I liked were Tim Burton’s 1989 rendition of Batman, and Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins).

Still, if you haven’t seen it, it’s worth suffering through the bad parts just to watch Heath Ledger’s farewell role, which hopefully will win him an Oscar. I thought the Oscar business was silly the way people were carrying on about it, but then I saw the movie. Heath Ledger’s performance is definitely Academy Award material, even if everything surrounding it is a glorious waste of time.

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And I thought I was a crazy Star Wars fan because I had a Darth Vader pinata at my birthday party.

Posted by Rebecca Wed, 14 May 2008 18:30:00 GMT

‘Darth Vader’ spared jail in Jedi church attacks

Thanks for the link, Becky.

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A student wrote this on a recent final exam.

Posted by Rebecca Fri, 09 May 2008 12:55:00 GMT

Q: What is the definition of a Newtonian fluid?

A: Apple juice, made by an apple liquefying as it observes the law of gravity and lands on Sir Isaac’s head.

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From Today's Campus Crime Watch

Posted by Rebecca Thu, 08 May 2008 16:43:00 GMT

PERRY CASTENEDA LIBRARY, 101 East 21st Street

Suspicious Activity: A UT staff member reported approximately 200 people were running around in their underwear. Upon the arrival of the police, the officers observed both men and women running around wearing only their underwear along with a large orange X painted on their bodies. The officers soon learned that the group was collecting clothing donations for local shelters. Donations appeared to be a little skimpy. Occurred on: 5-08-08, at 12:51 AM.

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My Christmas Flick Pick

Posted by Rebecca Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:43:00 GMT

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Day Ten: American Gangster

Posted by Rebecca Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Last night we went to see American Gangster, the new Denzel Washington flick about Frank Lucas, an African-American drug lord in Harlem.

It wasn’t chock full of action, although there were some action scenes, and they took their time with the plot, but I’m glad they did, because you got details, and details are good in my opinion. It was one of the better low-action dramas I’ve seen in awhile. Convincing characters who were decently developed, intelligent scheming, etc.

The movie was good. Really good, in my opinion.

Let’s just say I didn’t realize that two hours and forty minutes had passed when the movie ended, and I never once felt like asking Dominic what time it was in order to ascertain how much longer I would have to sit there.

Go see the movie, tell me what you think.

(Interested in other historical movies about drug trafficking in America? Check out Blow).

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NaBloPoMo Day One: Did you know?

Posted by Rebecca Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:34:00 GMT

Did you know that Tim Burton directed Batman and Batman Returns? Maybe that’s why they were so much better than all the ones that came out afterwards, (except maybe Batman Begins, which was pretty darn good.)

Did you know that Jerry Bruckheimer produced Flashdance way back in 1983? Did you know he is producing Confessions of a Shopaholic, which will be released in 2008?

Did you know that Steven Spielberg produced An American Tail? Did you know that he is producing Transformers 2 which is scheduled to be released in 2009?

Did you know that James Cameron wrote the screenplay for Rambo: First Blood Part II? Did you know that he is producing Fantastic Voyage which is scheduled for release in 2010?

I bet you knew that Wes Anderson produced Bottle Rocket, but I bet you didn’t know that he is producing a movie called The Fantastic Mr. Fox which is scheduled for release in 2009.

Did you know that George Lucas wrote American Graffiti? Did you know that he is the executive producer for Untitled Star Wars TV Series which will air in 2009?

God help us.

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